I was wondering when we would hear more about... →
Well, that was depressing. Shrimp is still my favorite food. If I grow a third eye eating it…oh well. I’ll just get LASIK for that one, too.
"Your Zodiac Sign May Have Changed" (...and it...
Excerpts from a recent article found whilst trolling the internet at work (thank you MaureenOConnerpleasedon’tsuemeforplagiarism): “Astronomers have restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates that correspond with each sign to accommodate millennia of subtle shifts in the Earth’s axis. Prepare to have your minds blown, all you people with easily...
Stuff From Dad →
Proof that the state I live in is: A. Just as humorless as Georgia B. Great at wasting the ample taxes I am providing it with to do something useful like govern C. Making the road just a little less amusing D. Punishing creative people/the kind of folks I would probably enjoy being friends with
I want to be this woman. →
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New Year's Day
Although it would be fitting for my first post to be fraught with meaning, I really only have three things on my mind: 1) I’m still feeling icky 2) I’m going to buy this shirt: http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/popculture/9722/?cpg=froogle 3) …I already forgot the third thing. More interesting posts to follow, I promise. Happy New Year!